~Jim Doyle
Wisconsin started a tourist attraction campaign calling themselves "The Mitten State." One look at a map debunks this so completely, so effortlessly, so unimpeachably!
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Where do you see the mitten state?
Try as you might, you simply cannot turn the shape of Wisconsin into a mitten. But they did TRY!
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I don't see it. I do, however, belong to a Facebook group called Being able to point at a part of your hand and say, "I live right there." Maybe if Wisconsin was not right next to the actual mitten state... Even so, it's a stretch.
Michigan residents were, in equal parts, outraged, disdainful, and amused by Wisconsin's attempt to portray itself as a mitten.
- Wisconsin as the Mitten State: What are they drinking over there?
- Michigan gives thumbs-down to Wisconsin mitten campaign ("We're America's high five!")
- Mitten envy: Examining Wisconsin's argument that it is the Mitten State (“Home is Where the Hand Is.”)
Note: I also belong to a Facebook group called Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you.
Something else I learned: People really get into their man-defined boundaries!
The local tv station here says that Wisconsin looks like the hangnail state.
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